Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Terminators Released!!!!

Hola Hola Assassins,

The Terminators have been chosen and released. So, watch your back!!! They can kill you just by touching you. :)

Terminator 1: Alvin Sun



Terminator 2:

Terminator 3: Jen Hom

aka Terminatrix

Vicky Tao Dead (+Remaining Players)

Target: Vicky Tao

Post Op Report: "I was leaving office hours at naia and before i left, I quietly took out my stuffed animal and stuck her on the back. She now claims a lap dance in retribution." lol :)

Remaining Players
Connie Chan (ST)
Karen He (WK)
Nancy Lam (JM)
Myly Nguyen (MLN)
Thang Sy (ST)

5 Remain!!!

Play on Playas!!!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Round 3. FIGHT!!! (edited.)

The remaining Assassins are:
Connie Chan (ST)
Karen He (WK)
Nancy Lam (JM)
Myly Nguyen (MLN)
Thang Sy (ST)
Vicky Tao (JM)

Thumbs up Assassins!!! hehe

Updated Rules:

1. Free-for-all! Any assassin can kill any other assassin.
2. Offensive weapon, the stuffed animal, must still be used in conjunction with a sticky note in order to kill.
3. Defensive weapons will NOT be used anymore.
4. Terminators will be announced and released at 12:01 AM Monday, 11/23.
5. There is NO special target this round.
6. Assassin with most kills wins a FREE BANQUET TICKET!!

Monday, November 16, 2009

GET TO KILLING ASSASSINS!!!


17 Players Remain....

Who will kill next? ....


Seriously, who? It's been awhile assassins...

Shed some blood already. :) hehe


<3> Your Assassins Chairs

Farewell Madam President


Target: Francesca Wang a.k.a. Madam President
Post Op Report: Madame President and the First Lord, Simon were parading the streets of Berkeley. On the intersection of Dwight and Dana, some associate of a group of radicals carefully planned to spoil the festivities. After she passed, he shot her from behind.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Finally...

Target: Michael Cheng
Post Op Report: killed. (We have two classes together. LOL.) He's been missing class lately, but lucky me, today he went! BOOM! Evans, tower of death.

Target: Helen Leao
Post Op Report: During the setup of a surprise birthday party around 10pm, i took my bearista stuffed animal out and planted a post-it on her back.


Saturday, November 7, 2009

Round 2 Special Targets





Rules for Special Target:
  1. Kim Saelee for pledges only
  2. Thang Sy for actives only.
  3. In order to kill the special target, you must offensively kill them a total of THREE times over the course of this round.
  4. Each kill must be at least 24 hours apart.
  5. After the first kill, the special target gains the ability to defend against you.
  6. Those who are assigned the special target as their normal target are also required to follow these rules.

21 Players Left :)


Target Eliminated : Teresa Wong and Danny Nip
Post Op Report: Sensing foul play in the family.


Target Eliminated: Hobart Lai
Post Op Report: Assassin waited 2 hours to kill this slippery target. She just couldn't seem to get the kill. Until 9pm when she followed target into the elevator. After some intense seduction scheme, she had him follow her to her place. Once there, she had her pet Hippopotamus sit on his head. Death by
asphyxiation.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Countdown to Natural Death: Numero Dos

Round 2, FIGHT!!!!

Round 2 Rules
  1. You must have the offensive weapon, a STUFFED ANIMAL, in your hand as you post a sticky-note on your target's back for your kill to count.
  2. If you are able to find out who your assassin is, you can sneak up behind them and smack them with the defensive weapon, a SPATULA. No sticky-note is needed, but your assassin must not see you kill them. Do not run around smacking everyone with a spatula; if you defend against someone who is not your assassin, you will die.
  3. SPECIAL TARGET: Kim Saelee for pledges only and Thang Sy for actives only. In order to kill the special target, you must offensively kill them a total of THREE times over the course of this round. Each kill must be at least 24 hours apart. After the first kill, the special target gains the ability to defend against you. Those who are assigned the special target as their normal target are also required to follow these rules.
As always:
  1. Email us at apoassassinsfa09@gmail.com once you have killed someone, either by assassinating your target or defending against your assassin. Once both people have emailed us to confirm when, where, how, etc., we will give you a new target.
  2. You have until 7 PM of November 17, CM7, to kill at least one target or defend against one assassin or you will die by natural disaster.
  3. If you have any questions, feel free to email us or check out Assassins page: http://live.calaphio.com/assassins_fa2009.php
  4. Check out the blog to see how your fellow Gamma Gammas get owned at http://deathbypost-it.blogspot.com/

Have fun,
Assassins Chairs

Natural Death #1

All you guys just took a huge shit after eating Taco Bell and did not wiped all the liquid shit out off your asses. As a result, you guys all suffered from Wiping Deficiancy before dying a painful death.

If you feel you should not have died, please email me back ASAP.

Thanks,
Assassins Chairs



List of Fail:
Shefali Dujari
Angela Hsu
Shelley Woo
Jenn Hung
Beckie Siu
Nancy Chan
Andy Cooc
Sharon Louie
Ally Raphael
Tim Liao
Pranav Jha
Jiayin Shum
Dominic Tsang
Ding Ma
Donovan Yu
Kelly Liu
Tiffany Kwong
Jessie Park
Lauren Simas
David Gao
Valerie Wang
Tiffany Sham
Hui Yeung
Cynthia Avila
Vera Sun
Allen Tan
Sean Miller
Vivian Yu
Brian Gouw
Jee Song
Andy Chau
Vansen Wong
ZeYang Lu
Rayland Tang
Jimmy Tang
Wendy Lin
Gabriela Silva
Aldo Jan
Whitney Deng
Lancy Lam
Betty Tso
Vanessa Lam
Jae Wong
Tammy Lue
Valerie La
Chanel Adikuono
Michelle Chen
Carolyn Lam
Lisa Lu
Barry Gao
Linda Ly
Eric Choi
Young In Yun
Maurice Cheung
Diana Louie
Christina Lee
David Huang
Salinda Chong
Angelica Ly
Mark Wong
Mindy Chuang
Justin Leong
Lucy Yu
Sunghoon Yang
Sarah Chew
Jason Tsai
Evar Saelee
Mary Cheung
Betty Liang
Tiffany Zhu
Allen Pan
Vu Bui
Derrick Chiu
Justin Jiang

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

More Kills Before Natural Death Tonight @7

No pictures. I'm sick. >.<
Target: Sachi Takahashi

Post Op Report: "at the parking lot of the campout site. We talked
about campout and stuff."

Target: Agent Jamie Hum
Post Op Report: "Upon further inspection after elimination, it appeared that she is from my rival school, Eastlake High School. Good. One less of those cross-town good-for-nothings."

Target: Janice Chan
Post Op Report: "We sang the toast song very early so I managed to kill her somehow. We discussed how we had met before .... even though she didn't remember my name."

Target: Cherry Nguyen
Post Op Report: "Right after the water fight, I was acting the creeper waiting outside the
girl's bathroom for Cherry to come out while everyone was changing... felt
too weird and I left but she came out like half a minute later so I had to
run back and chase her to kill. We had some mutual friends but we never formally met."

Target: Laura Lim
Post Op Report: "I paced quietly after excomm meeting and when the safety time elapsed I creeped up on her, grabbed her shoulder, put the post it on her back, and softly moaned her name in her ear." ... LOL!!!

Target: Lilly Kuang
Status: 10/27/09 at 6:37PM before PR starts.
"Some discussion among legit-ness of kill. She was walking into the PR room as I snuck behind her, she was slapped on the back by me. She was mad that she was killed and denied the kill. Finally until at campout did she admit it was a legit kill. We talked about how she got me food at campout and drinks when I was thirsty as I just sat by the campfire."

Target: Edward Ho
TOD: 11/3/09 at 11:07 AM
Pronounced DOA after ambush at Music 27 lecture
"COD: Lacerations by Post-it, followed by exsanguination
Topics discussed before expiring: Classes, Campout, Major, my Stalking
process, Life"

Target: Ben Wang
"Yesterday, I saw Assassin 3 Times, but for the first two, I decided to let
him live. After I saw him for the 3rd time at the library, (I never go to
the library :O) I decided that it was a sign, and at 9:00 pm I gotem :P."

Target: Cathy Cheung
Post Op Report: "after campout. The kill was easy because I walked up with a towel around my head to hide my identity. after killing her, cathy retaliated by smashing a water balloon on top of my head."